How screwed are you?

[Darth Stabro]

Post a question for the user below you to answer about how f*cked they are. After they ask a question for the person below them.


Example:

Darth Stabro: Whatever is to your left just fell from the sky and hit you on the head. How screwed are you?

Oxide: Not very, it's a curtain



So, I'll start.


Whatever is to your left just fell from the sky and hit you on the head. How screwed are you?

 

[Relapse]

80 watt guitar amp, pretty dam screwed

Your parents just got access to your computer and all its files, how screwed are you?

 

[tu y tu mama]

If they know how to see hidden files, not much.

Your family died, how screwed are you?

 

[Joshua_mybb_import21010]

Not too screwed, I'm an orphan.

If your parents walked in on you having sex, how screwed are you?

 

[tu y tu mama]

If I pulled out before cumming, not sure, if I left the girl pregnant, I'd be dead.

If you were on the moon, and a meteorite crashed on Earth and destroyed it, how screwed are you?

 

[RAF]

Pretty damn screwed.

If the cops raid your house and look under your bed, how screwed are you?

 

[Darth Stabro]

Not at all.

If your parents could see every picture you ever posted/liked on facebook, how screwed are you?

 

[Techno]

My headset fell on me :O, that could be fatal.

 

[Joshua_mybb_import21010]

Not very, they do so anyway.

If your parents saw that you were failing all your classes, how screwed are you?

 

[Pichu]

Very Screwed,I live in asia,high expectations

If your parents walked in on you fapping to asa akira,how screwed are you?

 

[Adam]

Not exactly sure.

If the cops took your computer, how screwed are you?

 

[Techno]

Not exactly sure.

If the cops took your computer, how screwed are you?

Life in prison.


If you were to get high in front of your parents, how screwed are you?

 

[Pro]

Not exactly sure.

If the cops took your computer, how screwed are you?

Life in prison.


If you were to get high in front of your parents, how screwed are you?

Not screwed at all.

If I was to take over runegear as sole owner, how screwed are you?

 

[Cannabis]

Not exactly sure.

If the cops took your computer, how screwed are you?

Life in prison.


If you were to get high in front of your parents, how screwed are you?

Not screwed at all.

If I was to take over runegear as sole owner, how screwed are you?

Not at all

If your porn folder was show to everyone you know IRL.

 

[Darth Stabro]

Life in prison.


If you were to get high in front of your parents, how screwed are you?

Not screwed at all.

If I was to take over runegear as sole owner, how screwed are you?

Not at all

If your porn folder was show to everyone you know IRL.

Don't have one.

If your mom walked in on you right now.

 

[Touche]

I'd be fine.

If your sister/mother was to check your phones internet history, how screwed would you be?

 

[Mapex 10]

I'd be fine.

If your sister/mother was to check your phones internet history, how screwed would you be?

Mine auto deletes.
If your parents could always tell when you were lying, how screwed would you be?

 

[Adam]

I'd be straight up fucked.

If you got caught with a man by your parents(assuming you are male. Switch it for females) how fucked would you be?

 

[Mapex 10]

I'm really not sure. Screwed I guess haha

If your parents could see what you're imagining all the time. How screwed would you be?

 

[Joshua_mybb_import21010]

Completely f*cked over.

If your parents caught you "going at it" to gay porn. How screwed are you?