How screwed are you?

I put the flies there, all part of my plan.

Your computer/laptop just dies and all your files are lost, how screwed are you? (assuming you have no backups)
 
I'd be pretty pissed

You piss yourself in class how screwed are you?
 
Not because I'm homeschooled.

You suddenly yell fuck right now, as loud as you can. How screwed are you?
 
I'm home alone so not at all.

You throw up while hooking up with your girlfriend, how screwed are you?
 
girlfriend? I don't see one of those on the G.E.

You piss in a bush and realise there was a hornets nest resting on top of the bush, how screwed are you?
 
Screwed untill my privates heal,

You are fapping whilst standing up and your grandmother walks in and you blow on her. How screwed are you?
 
Pretty screwed.

You are about to have sex for first time and when you are about to put your dick in the girl's vagina and the vagina starts to speak and move like a mouth. How screwed are you?
 
Noble said:
Screwed untill my privates heal,

You are fapping whilst standing up and your grandmother walks in and you blow on her. How screwed are you?

Screwed like American Pie :p
 
Your caught fucking your gengar stuffed pillow.

How screwed are you?
 
Not screwed at all, they don't know how.

Spiderman has a grudge against you, how screwed are you?
 
very I used to love Spiderman (although I was probably too old for it) so I would be very upset, plus spidermans a baws

Your sibling falls down the stairs and blames you how screwed are you

Not very imaginative but there :)
 
fucking screwed, no allowance for a month(gets weekly allowance).

Cat decides to piss in your bed, how screwed are you?
 
Not screwed at all, I fuckin' vanish.
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If your parents caught you on a friday night with your friends?
 
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