How screwed are you?

[Singer]

Pretty fucking screwed.

If your parents caught you masturbating to animal porn. How screwed are you?

 

[RAF]

Dead.

If your parents caught you answering these questions, how screwed are you?

 

[Adam]

They'd laugh.

If you are caught fucking your pet (any animal) are you screwed?

 

[Michael]

I'd be pretty fucking screwed.

If your ringtone went off in a church (orgasm noises) how screwed are you?

 

[Adam]

I'd laugh. Fuck religion.

If you got caught fucking your best friends girl how screwed are you?

 

[Method_mybb_import12907]

Our friendship is fucked, but I wouldn't care much.

If you lost your leg how screwed are you?

 

[Oxide]

I sit on my ass all day anyway.

If you lost all your money how boned would you be?

 

[tu y tu mama]

Not sure, my parents pay for my stuff since I'm still 15. But if I lost all my savings, I wouldn't go out with my friends.

If you were in an elevator and you farted, and everyone in it knew it was you, how screwed are you?

 

[~L~]

i be proud of it. And laugh.


If your first time was with your mom, how screwed would you feel?

 

[Darth Stabro]

Very.

If your parents walked in as you were watching meatspin by accident, how screwed are you?

 

[~L~]

they'd say "son im disappointed in you" and i would cry


Your dad rapes you, how screwed are you?

 

[Darth Stabro]

Meh. I'm taller than him and faster, I could run away.

Your parents see you on mebes.net, how screwed are you?

 

[Oxide]

So screwed that they would probably disown me.

Your parents see you cam2cam with a guy, how screwed are you?

 

[~L~]

dildo for bday. =(


Your mom faps4u how screwed u aint?

 

[Darth Stabro]

My mom is dead.


jk, decline to answer because that's a sick question.

Your girlfriend looks at all your phone texts. How screwed are you?

 

[Oxide]

Not a problem, me and my hand share everything together.

The food you've last eaten comes alive and chases you in full form how fucked are you?

 

[~L~]

thats called seconds. I'd eat it again.

Darth, u just lost the game.

Your dad sees you kissing your moms hairy pussy cat, how screwed are you?

 

[Oxide]

Im thinking about junking some of your posts..

 

[Darth Stabro]

Im thinking about junking some of your posts..

^this


Keep incest out of it guys. Ew.


The FBI raid your house. How screwed are you.

 

[~L~]

i sold that weed months ago. Nice try FBI.

U find flies in your lunch. How screwed are you?

Edit:look at other post, see what i did there?