How screwed are you?

Pretty fucking screwed.

If your parents caught you masturbating to animal porn. How screwed are you?
 
They'd laugh.

If you are caught fucking your pet (any animal) are you screwed?
 
I'd be pretty fucking screwed.

If your ringtone went off in a church (orgasm noises) how screwed are you?
 
I'd laugh. Fuck religion.

If you got caught fucking your best friends girl how screwed are you?
 
Our friendship is fucked, but I wouldn't care much.

If you lost your leg how screwed are you?
 
Not sure, my parents pay for my stuff since I'm still 15. But if I lost all my savings, I wouldn't go out with my friends.

If you were in an elevator and you farted, and everyone in it knew it was you, how screwed are you?
 
i be proud of it. And laugh.


If your first time was with your mom, how screwed would you feel?
 
Very.

If your parents walked in as you were watching meatspin by accident, how screwed are you?
 
they'd say "son im disappointed in you" and i would cry


Your dad rapes you, how screwed are you?
 
Meh. I'm taller than him and faster, I could run away.

Your parents see you on mebes.net, how screwed are you?
 
dildo for bday. =(


Your mom faps4u how screwed u aint?
 
My mom is dead.


jk, decline to answer because that's a sick question.

Your girlfriend looks at all your phone texts. How screwed are you?
 
thats called seconds. I'd eat it again.

Darth, u just lost the game.

Your dad sees you kissing your moms hairy pussy cat, how screwed are you?
 
Oxide said:
Im thinking about junking some of your posts..

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^this


Keep incest out of it guys. Ew.


The FBI raid your house. How screwed are you.
 
i sold that weed months ago. Nice try FBI.

U find flies in your lunch. How screwed are you?

Edit:look at other post, see what i did there?
 
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