Word disassociation game

Watches.
Sex can also mean gender, and there are 2 genders in the world. There are also 2 types of watches (analog and digital).
 
Painting.

Watches sounds like swatches which is the name of a sample of paint. You use paint for painting.
 
10.

My Grandmom likes to paint and she, along with my girlfriend, convinced me to paint a picture with them. We painted a beach. The beaches in California are really cold. When I think of cold I think of ice which I like to put in my Coke. I don't normally drink Coke unless I go out to eat somewhere like a place that serves wings. A great place that serves wings is Wild Wing Cafe which gives you 10 free wings on Tuesday when you buy 10 wings.
 
Court.

I had a hearing today dismissing me of 8 charges out of 10. Still got in trouble for a smoking ticket and M.i.P alcohol.
 
Jews

Hitler didn't let the Jews go to a court to see whether they were guilty or not.
 
Logs.

Jews are penny pinchers (lol). The penny has Abraham Lincoln on it. Lincoln logs are awesome.
 
Premium.

Logs make me think of keyloggers, which can steal my passwords, which I use to keep my paypal secure, which has all of my money in it, which I use to pay my premium.
 
Apple

For premium you need money, and you can get money with jobs, and "Jobs" is the last name of Steve Jobs.
 
Graves Disease.

My grandparents have an apple tree in their yard and my grandmom makes homemade apple sauce. She also makes chicken n dumplins and sent some home with me the other day. I took it to my dad's house and he told me he had to get tests done for graves disease....which he doesn't have.
 
sneeze

it almost rhymes?
 
marijuana

because CBD (molecule in marijuana) cures the flu
 
Kite.

After I smoke some marijuana, I feel like a kite.
 
Sucks.

Kite makes me think of kite-shield which makes me think of Runescape and all the bad graphic updates they have done that make all the armour look like shit. It sucks.
 
Nascar.

Keys start cars race in Nascar races.
 
Cows

Some people in the Nascar races crash and end up bleeding, the blood reminds me of the red liquid that goes out on some cooked meats (this is not blood), and the most of the time the meat comes from the cows.
 
females

because females are moody cows
 
Back
Top